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    Dwarfs (a mine, a tap)

    Are you fed up with Star Wars? Don't like those flimsy mages who think they can deal with the winds of magic? Do you mistrust all kinds elves? Like to kill a an Orc, Goblin or Throll once in a while? Then this is the place to be!

    Just neglect all the other fantasy figures, the only thing in life worthwhile are the valuable ores under neath. And deeper we dig. Those manlings above ground are just temporary, flimsy and useful for trading only. Once in a while they craft a thing, but not as good as us, by far. Elves never dig, they can create some nice stuff, but never ever trust them. They will always let you pay for your trust. Keep on grunting.

    Magic is something for them, not for us. It doesn't reach the power of the earth and is harmless. It only itches. And lightsabers are weak. better trust upon your good old axe or hammer. That's a good Dwarfish weapon. And useful for the daily work. And wear some Gromrill, always useful.

    Down here we make the only beer that might be called 'tasty' or 'good craftsmanship'. Double-Triple X beer or XXXXXX beer. Perfect. *Gloup*

    And now back to mining.


    *btw, if I see even the smallest sign of spam here I'll deal in warnings, got it? If you have something SW related, keep it in your own topic. Same counts for the other threads.*

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    Talkin ha? you are cool,but there are no dwarfs here

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    Hahahah!

    But... wait...

    Yoda is a dwarf... kinda...

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    Quote Originally Posted by trak_sumraka View Post
    Hahahah!

    But... wait...

    Yoda is a dwarf... kinda...
    Not funny. He's a greenskin. Ya know whatta we do with greenskinnies.
    We'll have another round on that. From my tap. For all of you. And after that I won't hear anything of those flimsy humans anymore. Back to digging.

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    awww... That's soo cute.. You want to eradicate all green?

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    Quote Originally Posted by trak_sumraka View Post
    awww... That's soo cute.. You want to eradicate all green?
    As long as I stroll over them when I'm walking through my mines, yes. They don't belong here. Else .... I don't care. Now trolls, that's a different story!

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    So, how about a tankard or two to cheer this dead atmosphere up?
    Last edited by trak_sumraka; 01-12-2006 at 00:46.

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    Quote Originally Posted by trak_sumraka View Post
    So, how about a tankard or two to cheer this dead atmosphere up?
    Here you go, have a drink. I'll take one too.

    *drinks from his tankard*

    Ehw, that tasted good!

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    Well,an alliance between races is always good..the necromancers could be your mages,afterall, Dwarves never had mages .
    *grabs all his runes of incredible magic power and a local mini-shrine of Beliar and departs to Dwarf Land* .

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    Hey buy wait! Aren't the gnomes the dwarfen mages? Just wandering...i ain't sure.

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    Dwarfs and Gnomes are two diferent races...

    And hey! Stop trying to recruit him! At least wait for us to finish our drinks!
    *emptys out his tankard*
    And besides, you necromacers are in legue with the darksiders, and Namless said no force stuff here...
    And your mages... Dwarfs are not great fans of mages... Especialy dark ones!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Faby View Post
    Well,an alliance between races is always good..the necromancers could be your mages,afterall, Dwarves never had mages .
    That's because we don't need magic. Sorcerer magic is for flimsy manlings, we have our own runes embedded into our weapons and tools. That's all we need. But you're welcome on my tap nonetheless, as long as you don't make any mess of it. Have another tankard.

    @Trak: well spoken my friend, have another drink *pushes drink and cookies towards Trak*

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    *emptys out the tankard* Hic! This stuff's strong!
    *Looks at the cookie* Hmmm... cookies are the tools darkisders use to gain new members... But this is a dwarven cookie, so I guess it's alright *crunches the cookie* Mmmm... mining cookie

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    I can also give you some peanuts if you fancy that over cookies. I do.


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    *Stumbles like a drunkard* Whazaha? Isha... Im... ohhhh.. Peeenutss....
    *I guess that drink you gave me had a stong after-effect on humans*

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